You and Amber do a remake ofThe War of the Roses.

Who wouldnt go and see that?

He just happens to be a really good actor.

Johnny Depp Amber Heard

Johnny Depp with Amber Heard in 2011.Yui Mok/PA Images via Getty Images

He has never seen a single one of his movies.

Im up there on stage and I look down to see a chicken.

I have no idea where it came from.

WGA West building in Hollywood

The next day it was, Alice Cooper Kills Chicken.

Frank Zappa called up and said, Whatever you do, dont deny it.

Thats when I knew: rock needed a villain.