What is happening with your cheeks?

You look like a Ken doll that was microwaved.

You love deflating things, so stop.

Tom Brady Nikki Glaser

Tom Brady and Nikki Glaser onstage during ‘G.R.O.A.T The Greatest Roast Of All Time: Tom Brady for the Netflix is a Joke Festival’Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for Netflix

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Glaserdidgo at Brady on his divorce and ex-wife Giselle Bundchens current jiu-jitsu-trainer boyfriend.

Five-time Super Bowl MVP.

You have seven rings well, eight, now that Gisele gave hers back.

Tom Brady and Jeff Ross on ‘The Greatest Roast of All Time’

GivenBradys reaction to M.C Jeff Ross, she might have made some good calls here.