Tonight onSNL,Poor ThingsstarRamy Youssefappeared as part of a commercial highlighting an exciting new product calledOzempicfor Ramadan.
But not anymore, thanks to Ozempic for Ramadan.
But now, I just grab my prayer beads and my Ozempic needle.

As long as I shoot up before the sun rises, its halal.
While my coworkers are at lunch, Im on Google Sheets going ham, no haram, she says.
It should be noted, though, that Ozempic for Ramadan even works for converts.
But now with Ozempic for Ramadan, I can walk into the mosque with a full heartanda 27-inch waist.
Thanks, Ozempic for Ramadan.
Youssef is hosting tonights episode, with Travis Scott as musical guest.
For video of the sketch, check back later.