I was young and I had fun at a festival.
One of the hosts questioned whether he played football at all.
Well, I didnt do drag in Brazil, he responded.
I didnt do drag in Brazil under the nameKitara Ravache!
Whoever did that was very, very good at it and won many, many pageants.
Then the hosts cut away.
When the hosts object, Santos told them, Im not George.
Now allow me to give you my real stats: Death drops, 26.
Duck walks, 19.
Wigs snatched, infinity.
… And I was also given the award for tightest tuck.
Watch the sketch above.
