exclaimed James Austin Johnson, strolling in as the perpetually self-aggrandizing and self-pitying formerCelebrity Apprenticehost.
If you havent put it together folks, Ive compared myself to Jesus, again.
He rose from the dead on the third day, Johnsons Trump boasted in his Christ contrast.

I would have done it faster.
Or not, as just before the end the real zinger of this Easter story hit.
Though a near bottomless well of mockery, Trump has found new blood onSNLwith Johnson the past two seasons.