You never want to get that phone call,SNLs near eternal cast member said as recipient Charlie Bell.
Im horrified to accept this award.
The same could be said of tonights cold open.

It didnt have to be this way.
It could have been Giuliani Time, as the NYPD used to say in very very different circumstances.
And, that was before the Freeman-Moss verdict was delivered.
Maybe Weekend Update will at least take a swing at Giuliani we can only dream or hope.
Its actually a bit of aBarbiedoubleheader tonight, withBillie Eilishappearing as the musical guest.
Eilish sang the much streamed What I Was Made For?
tune from the Greta Gerwig-helmed and Margot Robbie-led box office smash.