Well, yesterday, everyone in New York pretended they felt an earthquake, Jost said.
Just admit it, you thought it was wind.
He continued, This earthquake was the best possible disaster.
It was kind of like the time I saw my dad in the shower.
Wait, I thought that was called Ash Wednesday, Che quipped.
Also making the news this week was House Republicans introducing a bill to rename Dulles Airport after Trump.
Because airports are a lot like Trumpa chaotic nightmare that turns you against your own family, Jost joked.
